Tag: Rituals

The Lesser Elvis Banishing Ritual of the Sequined Pentagram

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From: jwt@nauvax.ucc.nau.edu (Jaye)
Subject: LEBRSP
Date: Tue, 5 Jul 1994 14:47:58 GMT

NOTE: This ritual was dictated to me whilst skrying into the black, shiny part of an Elvis record.

The purpose of this ritual is clear the area of all Elvis-negative influences. This includes all that not patriotic and all that is not of White Trash at heart.

Begin by facing in the direction of Graceland. For easy reference, we shall call this East.

  1. Visualize the infinitely bright light of a Las Vegas spotlight descending upon you.
  2. Draw this Holy Light into your head, intoning: LOVE ME
  3. Point downward, hand over… personal privates… , intoning: TENDER
  4. Point to right shoulder. LOVE ME
  5. Point to left shoulder. TRUE

This is the Holy Cross of Elvis. Conclude by saying: “Uh-huh”.

  1. Facing East (Graceland), draw a bright, blue, sequined pentagram in the air. Be sure to visualize the light reflecting off of the shimmering sequins. Intone: Ehhhh
  2. Repeat step six to the south. Intone: Lllll
  3. To the west, intone: Vihhhhh
  4. To the north, intone: ssssss

Between each of the above steps, you should make part of a circle connecting each pentagram. This circle should be made of the Light of the Holy Las Vegas Spotlight.

Imagine yourself bathed in the Holy Vegas Light. Face Graceland.

  1. Before you, imagine Elvis as a baby, containing his True Elvis Potential. This is the Elvis of Air. Say: ELVIS, thou who were born a King in Lowly Surroundings. Fulfil your potential. Be present with me today.
  2. Behind you, imagine the young man Elvis, on the brink of Stardom. This is the Elvis of Water. Say: ELVIS, thou who art about to realize your Kingliness among men. Fulfil that Potential. Be with me today.
  3. To your right, imagine Elvis in the prime of his career, when he was making movies and the like. He thrusts his pelvis suggestively. This is the Elvis of Fire. Say: ELVIS, thou who art leading us to Light. Be with me today.
  4. To your left, imagine Elvis in his Las Vegas stage. He wears sunglasses and is slightly pudgy. This is the Elvis of Earth. Say: ELVIS, thou who didst die on the pot of an overdose. Be with me today.

Repeat the Holy Cross of Elvis. Thus ends the Ritual.

This ritual should be repeated daily. If you wish, you may use Elvis music in the background to aid your concentration. If you have an altar, it should contain a Microphone Wand, a Microphone-Stand Dagger, an Elvis “45 Disc, and small porcelain toilet (Chalice).

May the Holy Light of Las Vegas Shine within you.

Love is the Law. Love under Rock & Roll.

–Jaye (jwt@nauvax.ucc.nau.edu)


Spirit Pistol

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This technomagick device is used to combat various ephemeral entities which might plague the user, such as rogue servitors, enemy servitors, or various demons. It fires a burst of invigorated negative energy, which, like fireballs, disrupts a spirit’s energy conglomerate. Of course this weapon is still experimental, and might not work against the higher orders. The intensity of the blast probably works on other factors as well, such as the level of damaging energy the crystal has been charged with, and the voltage of the taser, as well as the intent and accuracy of the wielder.

As before mentioned, the weapon is experimental, and it’s effectiveness has not been examined against different types of energy based entities. Meaning, it has not been used against lots of spirits. The device might also function against humans, but there is no information about this currently. Any further data one might come upon will be wonderful for developing a new model sometime in the near future. If new field data is obtained, please mail to .

Due to the havoc energies contained in the crystal, storage of the device should be in silk, as it is unknown if the crystal seeps the negative energies it’s been charged with.

Construction of a Spirit Pistol

Ingredients:

  • 1 2.5 quartz crystal point, other crystals might be used, but quartz is versatile
  • 1 stun gun, commonly referred to as a ‘taser’

Charge crystal with negative, destructive, ‘havoc’ energies. This can be done by dumping all anger and rage as energy into it, taking blood from injuring someone and rubbing it on the crystal, dipping it in unholy water, casting destructive spells into it, and whatever you can think of. This can be continued for as long as you wish.

Epoxy the crystal point between the contacts of the taser, so the plasma arc can touch it.

Theory:

This weapon works on the theory that the havoc energies contained in the crystal can be empowered with the high voltage energy from the taser, and fired at a spirit target via the wielder’s mental accuracy. In theory, the crystal shouldn’t need more negative energy infusions after attachment to the taser, as the energy should be proper fuel, and the negativity would just be a focus for that energy, a tainted magnifying glass, if you will. However, long term use has not been tested, so that is more data I’d like to receive by anyone willing to create and field test this equipment.

Note:

This crystal focus/taser theory would most likely work as a healing agent, if the crystal were charged with nurturing, healing energy. This device is a project for later, which I might partake on in any time from now to three years.


DNA Magick

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Subject: Re: [zee-list] Re: DNA and the four elements?
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2000 10:53:08 -0600 (CST)
From: Fenwick Rysen < fenwick[at]chaosmatrix[dot]com >
To: zee-list

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On Mon, 11 Dec 2000 soror.mystica@att.net wrote:

<< I have been researching genetic manipulation and I am wondering whether anyone has any ideas as to how they would connect the four elements to the four nucleotides >>

Kick ass! Up until now, I thought I was the only mage with the chemical structure of DNA jotted down in his book of shadows!

I did a lot of work with DNA magick in a short period, and while I didn’t really attribute directly to elements, I did place Adenine and Thymine at opposite ends of the circle, and Guanine and Cytosine at opposite ends of the circle. I ignored directions and elements. I drew their chemical structure in their quarter (sidewalk chalk is a magicians best friend), and stood upon a drawing of Deoxyrybose, that sacred sugar that bonds the four together in the spiral of life.

Instead of drawing up a “cone” or power, I envisioned standing at the center of a double helix stretching to infinity above and below.

I separated my magick into two circles, DNA Magick which had Cytosine as one point, which was mostly information-gathering, introspective work. Then I’d continue a working by replacing the drawing of Cytosine with Uracil, and switch to RNA magick, where I took the information I’d gained, and manifested it into the real world, building up aethyric proteins, as it were. Fun stuff.

My own thoughts after playing with it were that DNA was truly primal, very atavistic magick. I’m not sure you *can* match them to the elements properly. Or at least I couldn’t. But this is chaos. Whatever works! I’d be interested to see whatever system you work our for it. DNA magick is really fun stuff.

Keep us informed!

In Life, Love, and Laughter

–Fenwick Rysen


Fotamecus empowerment rite

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Pocket watch, by Lauren HammondIntroduction:

Fotamecus is a historically recent addition to the pantheon of deities associated with time, the other major one of note being Chronos. But whereas Chronos is associated with the concept of time as fixed and immutable, Fotamecus depends on the concept that time is fluid and malleable. It is because of Chronos’ restrictions of freedom through the concepts of fixed time that Fotamecus has decided to wage war on him; the following ritual is aimed at aiding Fotamecus in the war against Chronos, and in gaining his favour through helping him. Because modern societies are completely dependent upon clock and currency (time is money), aiding Fotamecus in destroying current conceptions of time can be considered one further step in the immanentization of the eschaton. Continue reading


DNA scry: sliding down the ladder; a nameless aeon working

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Date: Sun, 2 Mar 1997 00:43:45 -0800 (PST)
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From: elssea[at]wolfenet[dot]com (Denny Sargent)
Subject: Re: genetics & magick:a Ritual

0. The aspirant shall mentally, physically and spiritually prepare him/her self to come “unstuck” in time and space. This means anticipating the form major ego anxiety attacks will take and making peace with all aspects of his/her life as is possible, according to Love & Will. Continue reading


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