Top 10 Cheesy Beltane Pick-up Lines

10. Hey babe, what’s your sign? What’s it’s ascendant? What is your planet alignment in Venus during Cancer’s revolving around the Fourth House?

9. Read any good Llewellyn Books lately?

8. Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens?

7. Haven’t I seen you some place before in another life?

6. Yes, I’m handfasted, but that’s not technically marriage.

5. So, do you draw down the moon here often?

4. What’s a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this?

3. You have the prettiest third eye I’ve ever seen.

2. You’re feet must be tired because you’ve been Spiral Dancing in my mind all night long.

And the number one cheesy pick-up line for Pagans to use at Beltane gatherings is:

1. Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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