Condoms

What the result would be if other companies used their slogans to market condoms:

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but Ph balanced for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face.

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: "Reach out and touch someone."

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: Where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!"

Chevron: Use them? People do.

Taco Bell: Get some; make a run for the border.

MCI: For friends and family.

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are.

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United.

The Star Trek Condom: To boldly go where no man has gone before.